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A. Run to the closest store and buy the generic brand. Not out of panic; it's just nice to get out.
B. Change the meal to American cuisine and add a bunch of shredded cheddar.
C. Google substitutes and enlist the kids to create a new concoction, making them do the fractions themselves.
D. Carefully put away what you started, saving it for another day, and start over with another dish.
E. Throw away what you've already mixed and order delivery.

 

A. Leave it until you finish the DIY project your working on.
B. Leave it. Your shirt is always dirty.
C. Calculate when the kids' next event is and change your clothes in time.
D. Promptly change it into a crisp, clean Oxford before your next Zoom call.
E. Consider for a moment if you should just throw it away. But then you feel a little guilty, so you make a note of the stain for the dry cleaner.
 

 

A. You've kept it alive for over 15 years. You've done your part. You toss it in the mulch pile.
B. You wonder if this gift was a sick joke and put it on your husband's dresser, keeping it out of reach of your toddler.
C. You log onto the plant app with your children. After identifying the issue, you have the kids whip up a homemade elixer to provide the poor plant with its proper nutrients.
D. You move the plant to the front porch, out of your productive zone, and let nature take its course.
E. You ask your husband to pick up a fresh flowering plant on the way home to improve your Feng Shui.
 

A. Yay! I get to go out without having to pay for dinner.
B. You smile politely but decline. You'll never find a sitter this late. With a sigh, you recall "This Too Shall Pass."
C. You immediately start prepping your oldest child on emergency numbers, first aid, house rules, and make sure there are frozen pizzas available. You almost leave before you remember to grab your husband.
D. You spend a few minutes imagining getting ready to leave your house at 6pm and then driving home in the dark. You decide it's not worth it.
E. You go to the market to pick out a nice bottle of wine and an international assortment of cookies to bring. Then you go home and spend two hours getting ready.

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A. You take it without hesitation. It's been a little too quiet lately in your house.
B. You vigorously shake your head "No" and quickly yet quietly shut the door before the children see the dog.
C. Your kids are already on the porch, having answered the door before you could get there. Quietly calculating the value of teaching responsibility, you let the kids bring the dog inside with a vague sense of foreboding.
D. You happily pet the dog, grateful for the momentary distraction. Then you say "No, thanks!" and get back to your desk.
E. You immediately ask, "Is it a purebred?"